Game 8: Varsity Club KB

Loss

Game 8 Score: Byrne's Pub 4, Varsity Club KB 14

Game Summary :
In an amazing coincidence, a famous late show TV host's cousin, Dove Batterman, was at the fields last night to watch the Byrne's Pub Goat Rodeo Cowboys take on Varsity Club KB. And after witnessing such an amazingly awful display of softball he came up with one of those infamous top ten lists about our beloved team.

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Top Ten Things I learned From the Byrne's Pub Goat Rodeo Cowboys
10. No matter what the order, the BPGRCs can't bat.
9. Tranq is an injury soothsayer.
8. Even if the outfielders play on the opposite field's infield, VCKB will find a way to hit it over their head.
7. It's just not a game until Softball Dan re-injures his scab.
6. Taking the first strike causes heated arguments.
5. Nobody wants to see Slavenator's cup.
4. The only activity that the BPGRCs excel at in over 90 degree heat is drinking.
3. Pizza duty really means figuring out how many forms of pork you can get on one pizza. (bacon, pepperoni, ham...)
2. NBA games take waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long.
And the number one thing Dove Batterman learned from the Goat Rodeo Cowboys.... the ladies LOVE Thriller.

Game 8 Inning by Inning:
Inning 1 => Softball Dan: OUT 1, Cubby Bear: OUT 2, McDizzy: OUT 3. --VCKB: 5 Runs-- SCORE: BP 0, VCKB 5. Inning 2 => Grinder: OUT 1, Denglish: OUT 2, Bruiser: OUT 3. --VCKB: 2 Runs-- SCORE: BP 0, VCKB 7. Inning 3 => Tranq: 1B, The Finger: OUT 1 (FC), Slavenator: OUT 2, The Wall: 1B, Softball Dan: OUT 3 (FC). --VCKB: 1 Run-- SCORE: BP 0, VCKB 8. Inning 4 =>Cubby Bear: OUT 1, McDizzy: 1B, Grinder: OUT 2, Denglish: 2B, Bruiser: OUT 3. --VCKB: 4 Runs-- SCORE: BP 0, VCKB 12. Inning 5 Tranq: 1B, The Finger: 1B, Slavenator: 1B & 1 RBI, The Wall: 1B, Softball Dan: 2B & 2RBI, Cubby Bear: OUT 1, McDizzy: 1B & 1 RBI, Grinder: BB, Denglish: OUT 2 & 3. --VCKB: 2 Runs-- FINAL SCORE: BP 4, VCKB 14. (RUN RULE)
MVP:
Just by looking at the stats for Game 8 it was easy to see who made the biggest contribution to the game. Congrats The Wall on your oustanding hitting and amazing hussle around the base path. Nicely done!

MVP for Game 8: The Wall
Top Performers
		Batting Average					Slugging %					On Base %
Male		1.000		Tranq			1.000		Tranq			1.000	Tranq
Female		1.000		The Wall			1.000		The Wall			1.000	The Wall
		Pizza Count:			4			Beer Count:			19 pitchers
No.	Player	At Bats	Runs	Hits	RBIs	2Bs	3Bs	HRs	BBs	Ks	On Base %	Slugging %	Batting Average
4	McDizzy	3	0	2	1	0	0	0	0	0	0.667	0.667	0.667
7	Bruiser	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.000	0.000	0.000
11	Softball Dan	3	0	1	2	1	0	0	0	0	0.333	0.667	0.333
14	Cubby Bear	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.000	0.000	0.000
22	Tranq	2	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	1.000	1.000	1.000
24	Slavenator	2	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0.500	0.500	0.500
33	The Finger	2	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.500	0.500	0.500
34	Grinder	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0.333	0.000	0.000
44	Denglish	3	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0.333	0.667	0.333
Subs
12	The Wall	2	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	1.000	1.000	1.000