Game 6: Lollygagger's

Loss

Score: Byrne's Pub 1, Lollygagger's 15

Game Summary:
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969

The top ten rec softball rules that make winning hard for the Goat Rodeo Cowboys.

1. Alcoholic beverages are not allowed at the softball fields. ~ All this sneaking around is getting tiring.
2. Shoes must be worn by all players. ~ It is impossible to believe how much better we would be if only Traveling Dan could wear bright yellow Speedo flip flops.
3. Run Spread Rule: 15 runs after 4 innings or 10 runs after 5 innings. ~If only we had a little more time to mount our comeback!
4. No “trapper” type mitts are allowed except for catchers and first basemen. ~Ahh... the good old days when we all had trappers.
5. Pitches must have an arc no less than 6 feet and no more than 12. ~All of our bowling skills perfected in the off season are a complete waste!
6. A base runner coming into contact with a hit ball is out. ~I can't even count how many outs we have lost because players being hit by a bad throw do not also count as outs.
7. Each batter starts with the count 1 ball and 1 strike. ~I think it's only fair that each batter on the opposing team start with 3 strikes.
8. Any equipment or uniform deemed dangerous or offensive must be removed. ~How can we bring the heat if it's deemed too dangerous?
9. No bunting is allowed. Any bunting action (determined by the umpires) will result in an automatic out. ~When so many of our actual hits appear to be bunts how can we ever get any base runners?
10. Fake tags are illegal, and may result in an ejection. ~Does anyone have real tags anymore?

Inning by Inning:
Inning 1 => Hussle: OUT 1, Chaser: 2B, Harmie: 2B & 1 RBI, Tree: OUT 2, Tummy: OUT 3 -- VCL: 0 Runs -- SCORE: BP 1, VCL 0 Inning 2 => PYT: 1B, Spanks: OUT 1, Cubby Bear: OUT 2, Ogee: 1B, Tarsh: OUT 3 -- VCL: 11 Runs -- SCORE: BP 1, VCL 11 Inning 3=> Hussle: 1B, Chaser: BB, Harmie: OUT 1, Tree: OUT 2, Tummy: OUT 4 -- VCL: 2 Runs -- SCORE: BP 1, VCL 13 Inning 4 => PYT: OUT 1, Spanks: OUT 2, Cubby Bear: OUT 3 -- VCL: 2 Runs -- SCORE: BP 1, VCL 15 Inning 5 => Ogee: OUT 1, Tarsh: 1B, Hussle: OUT 2, Chaser: OUT 3 -- RUN RULE -- FINAL SCORE: BP 1, VCL 15.

MVP for Game 6: Tree
Top Performers
		Batting Average					Slugging %					On Base %
Male		0.500		Harmie & Ogee			1.000		Harmie			0.500	Harmie & Ogee
Female		0.500		PYT, Tarsh & Chaser			1.000		Chaser			0.667	Chaser
		Pizza Count:			3			Beer Count:			14 pitchers
No.	Player	At Bats	Runs	Hits	RBIs	2Bs	3Bs	HRs	BBs	Ks	On Base %	Slugging %	Batting Average
4	Tummy	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.000	0.000	0.000
7	Hussle	3	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.333	0.333	0.333
14	Cubby Bear	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.000	0.000	0.000
15	Chaser	2	1	1	0	1	0	0	1	1	0.667	1.000	0.500
16	Tarsh	2	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.500	0.500	0.500
17	Harmie	2	0	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0.500	1.000	0.500
26	PYT	2	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.500	0.500	0.500
34	Tree	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.000	0.000	0.000
53	Ogee	2	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.500	0.500	0.500
68	Spanks	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.000	0.000	0.000