Play-Offs

Loss

Score: Byrne's Pub 3, Team Hell 12

Game Summary:

And so the season ends. The Byrne's Pub Goat Rodeo Cowboys enjoyed another fun season... and another play-off appearance. Unfortunately, they missed the chance at the Champ of Champs yet again... but they still had fun on the ride!

Back by popular demand, Jack Footey will install a few last words of wisdom. Thanks to all the fans! See you next year!!

Deep Thoughts by Jack Footey

Before you criticize the umpire, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

Is there anything more beautiful than a girl who has just hit a beautiful, beautiful softball hit and she is running around the beautiful softball field? And as she runs the bases she's carrying a beautiful rose in her teeth, and also she's carrying a very beautiful painting. And also, you're drunk.

It's funny that softball players are always running the bases searching for victory, and they never realized that the real victory was the fond memories they were creating.

Probably the earliest softball bats were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Spanks.

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the umpires. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

If you're a young softball player out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to strike you out.

Instead of having 'runs' in a softball game, they should just call them 'attempts to score' and in the end if you all end up with different 'attempts to score' so what, can't we all be brothers?

As we were playing, we saw a sign that said "No Alcohol Allowed at Park." Chaser said it should read "No Alcohol Allowed at Park Except when Playing Softball." I told her she should write in her suggestion to the Parks & Rec department, but she started saying it was a joke - just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy!

I wish I would have a real depressing softball season and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more hits. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that hit.


Inning by Inning:
Inning 1 => Harmie: 2B, Chaser: OUT 1 (K), Hammer: 1B & 1RBI, Cubby Bear: 1B, Tummy: 1B & 1RBI, Tree: OUT 2 (FC), Hussle: OUT 3 (F8) -- TH: 0 Runs -- SCORE: BP 2, TH 0 Inning 2 => PYT: OUT 1 (1-3), Spanks: 2B, Tarsh: OUT 2 (K), Harmie: OUT 3 (FC) -- TH: 1 Run -- SCORE: BP 2, TH 1 Inning 3=> Chaser: 2B, Hammer: 1B & 1RBI, Cubby Bear: OUT 1 (F7), Tummy: OUT 2 (F8), Tree: 1B, Hussle: OUT 3 (F9) -- VC: 2 Runs -- SCORE: BP 3, TH 3 Inning 4 => PYT: OUT 1 (1-3), Spanks: OUT 2 (F5), Tarsh: OUT 3 (F6) -- TH: 4 Runs -- SCORE: BP 3, TH 7 Inning 5 => Harmie: OUT 1 (F8), Chaser: 1B, Hammer: OUT 2 (FC), Cubby Bear: OUT 3 (F8) -- TH: 0 Runs -- SCORE: BP 3, TH 7 Inning 6 => Tummy: OUT 1 (F5), Tree: OUT 2 (F8), Traveling Dan: OUT 3 (F8) -- TH: 5 Runs -- SCORE: BP 3, TH 12 Inning 7 => PYT: 2B, Spanks: 1B, Tarsh: OUT 1 (K), Harmie: OUT 2 (F8), Chaser: OUT 3 (K) -- FINAL SCORE: BP 3, TH 12

MVPs for Play-Offs: Spanks & PYT
Top Performers
		Batting Average					Slugging %					On Base %
Male		0.667		Spanks & Hammer			1.000		Spanks			0.667	Spanks & Hammer
Female		0.500		Chaser			0.750		Chaser			0.500	Chaser
		Pizza Count:			5			Beer Count:			15 pitchers
No.	Player	At Bats	Runs	Hits	RBIs	2Bs	3Bs	HRs	BBs	Ks	On Base %	Slugging %	Batting Average
4	Tummy	3	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0.333	0.333	0.333
7	Hussle	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.000	0.000	0.000
11	Traveling Dan	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.000	0.000	0.000
14	Cubby Bear	3	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.333	0.333	0.333
15	Chaser	4	1	2	0	1	0	0	0	2	0.500	0.750	0.500
16	Tarsh	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0.000	0.000	0.000
17	Harmie	4	1	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0.250	0.500	0.250
25	Hammer	3	1	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	0.667	0.667	0.667
26	PYT	3	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0.333	0.667	0.333
34	Tree	3	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.333	0.333	0.333
68	Spanks	3	0	2	0	1	0	0	0	0	0.667	1.000	0.667